interesting facts!

just so you know...
some interesting facts to share...


-The fear of number 13 is called triskaidekaphobia and
it was derived from treiskaideka,
the Greek word for thirteen and phobia.
There were thirteen people at Christ's Last Supper before his captivity,
it is recorder that Christ was crucified on Friday.
Routine mission to the moon goes drastically wrong on Apollo 13.
Some hotels skip number thirteen when numbering rooms.
In Formula 1, there is no car with the number 13.

-If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

-Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying(for the mums out there!)

-The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.(hey hawtie:P)

-Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. (a must-try!)


-The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. (LOL!)


-Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.(damn ! i didnt know that!)

-When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red. (HAHA!!!)

-The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.(errr..i should stop right away!)

-Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.” (LOL!!!!)

-Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (wth???)

-Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

people who have too much pride have issues with themselves...seriously...if it is soo hard to be humble,then there's something wrong sumwhere...trust me i know....

when life isnt going your way, dont act in haste..take a step back and let the world go by...try something different for a change...
no harm in trying..
no harm in not suceeding the first time...
success comes to those who falls a hundred times and succeeds the 101th time...
all you need to do is just believe..throw in a lil hope..a dash of effort and VOILA!your goal is reached...

this is sooo true:
only after you learn to love yourself can you only see the difference in life..

melissa

when God closes a door, he opens a window...thats why there's no reason to stay put on the floor when you fall....its another chance to pick yourself up and open another door for yourself...
so at the end of the day, where you are...who you are...what you are...are all because of you and you only...
buck up, chin up, stand tall...

but always remember to be humble and nvr laugh at other people...cause what goes around definitely comes back...

so imma end my boring preach here too:P


this blog is aging! somebody get this blog some anti-wrinkles cream pls!!

melissa

movies!

ok..so the holidays have passed and i've basically caught many movies...cause its what i ABSOLUTELY love it....
even if the movie sucks bigtime,im just ready to sit infront of a home theatre system and waste the night away...

1. Kung Fu Panda-man..besides all the fun and comedy..lies a very strong msg..yea..this movie is dope!!

2. The Incredible Hulk-AWESOME special efx man!!!

3. You Dont mess with the Zohan-damn! even if you gave me a million bucks, i wouldnt watch this movie again...its not funny at all..and its downright LAME!!!

4. The Happening- superb movie!!! but if you just read the story line, you'd find it stupid....a paradoz i know..but totally true...

5.Get Smart-good for and occasional laugh...

melissa

eli pulls out a packet and makes his own cigs..
conversation:

mel: what, are u poor or something?

eli: now this is where i call ppl stupid, u know?

mel: why?

eli: i mean, why cant yall think im saving money??

see the benefits of having good conversational skills?..its helps u make a stand for urself...
make a good one that is...

then again...it can be bad...

conversation:

eli: u like chocolates rite?

mel: yea,why?

eli: if i told u chocs were bad for u, what would u do?

mel:.....i'd stay away from it..

eli: u mean u would totally go cold turkey on it?

mel: yea.......but too bad its not..so???

eli: ok...but how do u know that chocs arent bad for u?

mel: well...they dun have chemicals like cigs do..

eli: ok....but u just eat chocs not really knowing how bad it is rite?

mel: pretty much...

eli: and ur still here rite?

mel: yeah....

eli: its the same thing with smoking...i mean i've tried it and im still here...

mel:....errr.....ok??...

eli: so u wudnt know without trying it...

mel: if u are trying to make me smoke then imma come there and punch ur face...

*laughs!*

see what i mean..ppl can manupilate your mind and make do things you dont wanna get into...
this is what i like to call "silent peer pressure"...
steer clear of it...
and life is cool

melissa

more jokes baybeh!
happy laughing..


Hooligan Hijinx


A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser.
This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck.
He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself.
Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it.

The next day, the hooligan returns.
"Give me a Budweiser, or...!"

"O-o-o-o-r-r-r... w-w-what?" stammers the bartender.

"A small Coke."



Tight Skirt, Bus Stop


One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said,

"How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."


Pinocchio and Splinters


One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later.
"How is the problem work out with your "Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio.
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

freak this out..
got this from another blog..

-A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church,
was told there was a fortune in horse racing,
and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
However, at the local auction,
the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead.
Although he had some doubts,
the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would do.
To his surprise the donkey came in second.
The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race,
and this time it won.
The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal.
The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent.
The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey.
After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local farmer for $10.
The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
They buried the bishop the next day.

HAHA!!! like where the hell do they come up with such s**t!!!

melissa

yaw last weekend was the best...catching up with what was left behind...ooh!!
now its time to focus..on better things to come....oh boy i CANT WAIT!!!!!
excitement kicks in...
thoughts get wild...
missin what's to be missed...

time will fly..
before i know it, i'll be back there again...
all over again..

melissa

1. What’s your ambition
--get my dream job..move to miami! buy a huge hse by the beach...

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriend?
--friends will always be...

3. Who is the person you trust most?
--myself...frankly speaking:P

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
--yeaa pretty much...

5. Who is your idol?
--tyra banks...alicia keys..uh huh!

6.What you enjoy doing the most?
--sleeping..singing...

7.What is your goal for this year?
--get that hair i always wanted!

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
--yea...

9. Have you broken someone’s heart that she/he tried to commit suicide?
--that's just retarded!!

10. What feeling do you love most?
--the feeling u get when u have an "endorphin-overdose"...

11. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
--just taller than me...and have a sense of humor...i dun ask for much...

12. How does coffee make you feel?
--i dont drink coffee...

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
--no doubt bout that..:D:D

14. What does flying mean to you?
--off to miami!!!

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
--self-worth..without it then there's no reason to live..

16. Do you love anime?
--hell no! they dont make sense!!

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words.
--crazy.wild.funny....errrrr crazy!! and more CRAZY!!
haha! just like me..

18. What have you done to please yourself?
--get organised...seriously..

19. IF time were to rewind, when will you want it to be?
--from the start....

20.If your room is empty,what's the first thing you want to put in?
--home theatre system...

Instructions:Remove one question from above and add in your personal question. Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all....

ok ppl! im doing this as a favour..uh huh!! and plus im really really bored..:P

what's up with that?

ok what's up with people wanting to look weirder and weirder nowadays?
and what's with all these mushy feelings..
honestly, its gross...
you small kids need to grow up..like seriously..and fast...
its ridiculous what yall think its cool..
and the last thing anybody needs is some A-hole DESPARATLY wanting to grab attention....
you are not cute...deal with it..
the truth hurts sometimes...
but hey! thats life...

melissa

puffy red eyes

mood:pissed

omagawsh! just when i thought nothing could spoil my day, something shitty happened...and i mean real shitty! dammit...
my sis splat a whole chunk of powder directly into my eyes...like wth rite?
now my eyes hurt and its friggin BLOODSHOT red...
and im using one bloody hand to type out this post...dammit! like how pathetic can this situation get....my eyes hurt...im partially temporarily BLIND....and she got away with it....coz i couldnt find my way to the toilet and wash my eye in time to get back at her...now she's outta the hse at the mall...well, and i still what im planning to do to get back at her...wth????
why the sudden madness????
man!!! whatever happened to humanity, somebody needs to update me coz im seriously laggin behind!!!
somebody get me some really good eyedrops too!!

melissa

a sunday bore,but happy

mood: happy...

well..its only a sunday...my hols havent even officially started yet...everyday is passing slowly...very very slowly...
so family went out grocery shopping while i stayed home...wanted to watch some comedy on madTV..haha..ppl you should go check it out...funny!!

then i stumbled upon and R.Kelly production,"trapped in the closet"...omg! its an urban soap opera...gosh...i was hooked onto it i watched the whole 22 chapters...but its not like other opera dramas...so interesting the way its being done..the storyline is addictive and the he sings out the story..literally...the whole opera is done singing...usually i dont like stuff like that(like high school musical) but the song was rnb-ish....and im hooked on it coz its good music...plus R.Kelly is a damn good singer to have sang all 22 chapters worth of scripts..im like "WOAH!"....its really good stuff...

damn what a good way to spend a sunday bore...uh huh...
plus im extra extra happy coz i got new tracks in my mp3...hehe!! i dunno why but im always happy when i have new tracks in my mp3....

holidays finally!

currently listening to: lollipop remix-lil wayne ft. kanye west(good stuff)
mood: relax

well..for the record..im on holiday baybeh!!! wooo...after all the fun and ruckus, i think i need to lay low and relax abit..
fun meaning all the jokes we had..
ruckus meaning all the projects i had..
hah!!!!..im also so happy coz i feel that i did well in my tests..socio..and not to mention the projects...foo! hell load of work but i think im beginning to realise that i can do this....
hehe...
activites on the agenda: relax.....rest.....


melissa

would you?

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much they're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told

Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own


If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
All that I am
All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes,
they're all I can see
I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and
just forget the world?


love this song...